Does überlube work for massage?

I'm pretty sure if you get stuck on a desert island, and you can only choose a couple things, you want überlube to be there. Not only is it used for sex, but you can also use überlube for massage. I put it in my hair for my hair frizzies, for chafing between the breasts, under the breasts, between the thighs. Athletes also use it. You can use it as a skin conditioner. It will bring out the color of your tattoos. I put it on my elbows when they're dry, on my cuticles. I use it as lip gloss. I've used it as a makeup remover before. I've even used it for shaving. It's fantastic. So many uses. Try it. See for yourself. You'll love it.